He stands and removes the condom, knotting it at the end, and puts it in his pants pocket.

Fifty Shades of Grey, p. 255.

this is some basketball shit right here.

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Turning to face him, I’m shocked to find he has his erection firmly in his grasp. My mouth drops open.
“I want you to become well acquainted, on first name terms if you will, with my favorite and most cherished part of my body. I’m very attached to this.

Fifty Shades of Grey, p. 100.

yeah, no shit, it’s your dick.

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His voice is warm and husky like dark melted chocolate fudge caramel… or something.

Fifty Shades of Grey, p.16.

just a good descriptive sentence.

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Ana! For heaven’s sake – how many times must I tell you? You’re a total babe,” she interrupts me. Oh no. She’s off on this tirade again.

Fifty Shades of Grey, p. 36.

not a compliment tirade, those are the worst kind.

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Aspects of her story may shock some readers, but for those with an open mind and a taste for something both extraordinary and wildly erotic, Fifty Shades of Grey is a tale that will satisfy on many, many levels.

Liz Syme, The Review Lounge

…except a literary level.

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He kisses me very softly beside my ear.
“The woman who brought me into this world was a crack whore, Anastasia. Go to sleep.

Fifty Shades of Grey, p. 267.

k goodnight! good talk!

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I remember that I have my period.
“I’m bleeding,” I murmur.
“Doesn’t bother me,” he breathes.
“I noticed.” I can’t keep the dryness out of my voice.
He tenses slightly.
“Does it bother you?” he asks softly.
Does it bother me? Maybe it should… should it? No, it doesn’t.

Fifty Shades of Grey, p. 311.

well it bothers me as i dont want to read about it.

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I like this,” he murmurs, stroking then kissing my belly. “There’s more of you.”
I pout. “I don’t like more of me.”
“It’s great when you come.”
“Christian!”
“And I’m looking forward to the taste of breast milk again.

Fifty Shades Freed, Epilog.

ok well i’m going to go kill myself now. i truly cannot live in a world where the right’s to this book sold for five million dollars.

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He reaches between my legs and pulls on the blue string – what?! – and gently pulls my tampon out and tosses it into the nearby toilet. Holy fuck.

Fifty Shades of Grey, p. 311.

ok so guys, what I don’t get is WHY THIS EVEN INCLUDED? like, why did e.l. james feel like she had to write about period sex? all it’s doing is grossing everyone out. i have nothing AGAINST period sex, but i think we can all agree it isn’t the most ideal thing in the world. this is an erotic novel…NOVEL, and since i’ve read all three i know that anastasia having her period right now in no way effects the storyline.

are we just supposed to see how sexually liberated christian is? i mean, he isn’t. it’s not like he’s earning his redwings.

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15.10 The Dominant shall not loan his Submissive to another Dominant.

Fifty Shades of Grey, p. 125.

how thoughtful! btw, i’ve been reading this dom / sub “legal” contract for the past five pages, it’s really fascinating stuff.*

*it’s not.

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Why is anyone the way they are? That’s kind of hard to answer. Why do some people like cheese and other people hate it? Do you like cheese?

Fifty Shades of Grey, p. 75.

we got a regular aristotle on our hands here.

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