Turning to face him, I’m shocked to find he has his erection firmly in his grasp. My mouth drops open.
“I want you to become well acquainted, on first name terms if you will, with my favorite and most cherished part of my body. I’m very attached to this.”

Fifty Shades of Grey, p. 100.

yeah, no shit, it’s your dick.

(via 50shadesofsuck)

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